14 ways…

When making hash browns xkcd style, there are at least 14 ways it could go badly.

  1. That’s not a potato, it’s a misshapen rock.
  2. Unexpectedly flammable tennis racket.
  3. Sparks landing on gas can.
  4. Food poisoning via undercooked hash browns due to limited flame contact time.
  5. Broken plate fragments.
  6. Dripping, flaming gasoline.
  7. Swing and a miss; balance lost.
  8. Flaming potato fragments in the eye socket.
  9. Diving catch ends badly.
  10. Spontaneous combustion.
  11. Tennis elbow.
  12. Repetitive stress injury.
  13. Fork misfire.
  14. Heat death of the universe.

(17 if that fork is a dangerous crossbreed) -m

One Response to “14 ways…”

  1. heavensrevenge

    I done that with apples but just not aflame, it was amazing, try it out, and stop being such a hater.

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