Reporter: So quantum teleportation–
Geek: The name is misleading. It’s a particle statistics thing.
Reporter: So it’s not like Star Trek? That’s boring.
Geek: Okay, I’m sick of this. Every time there’s a paper on quantum teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.
Reporter: But–
Geek: Talk to someone else. I’m going to the Bahamas.
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Attribution: xkcd 465.
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