{"id":332,"date":"2008-08-21T18:56:08","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T01:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/?p=332"},"modified":"2008-08-22T22:00:31","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T05:00:31","slug":"geek-thoughts-xkcd-without-xkcd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/2008\/08\/geek-thoughts-xkcd-without-xkcd\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Thoughts: xkcd minus xkcd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reporter: So quantum teleportation&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Geek: The name is misleading. It&#8217;s a particle statistics thing.<\/p>\n<p>Reporter: So it&#8217;s not like Star Trek? That&#8217;s boring.<\/p>\n<p>Geek: Okay, I&#8217;m sick of this. Every time there&#8217;s a paper on quantum teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.<\/p>\n<p>Reporter: But&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Geek: Talk to someone else. I&#8217;m going to the Bahamas.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;click&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;vrmmm&#8230;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Attribution: <a title=\"Quantum Teleportation\" href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/465\/\">xkcd 465<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>More collected Geek Thoughts at https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/tags\/<a href=\"..\/..\/tags\/geekthoughts\/\">geekthoughts<\/a>\/.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reporter: So quantum teleportation&#8211; Geek: The name is misleading. It&#8217;s a particle statistics thing. Reporter: So it&#8217;s not like Star Trek? That&#8217;s boring. Geek: Okay, I&#8217;m sick of this. Every time there&#8217;s a paper on quantum teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story. Reporter: But&#8211; Geek: Talk to someone else. I&#8217;m going to the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[284],"tags":[1179,332,333,94],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekthoughts","tag-geekthoughts","tag-quantum","tag-teleportation","tag-xkcd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eo8l-5m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}