{"id":317,"date":"2008-08-11T21:53:46","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T04:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2008-08-11T22:00:03","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T05:00:03","slug":"geek-thoughts-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/2008\/08\/geek-thoughts-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Thoughts #0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Geek Thoughts? It’s like a web comic, minus the stick figures. Occasionally funny, often random, always geeky.<\/p>\n

While the Yahoo! board was furiously debating the merits of a Microsoft takeover offer, a heated dispute arose about one PowerPoint slide showing sales figures over a recent quarter. To resolve the dispute, they had to call in a GeekThinker. He carefully examined the data, then said: “Don’t worry. No graph is perfect.”<\/p>\n

More collected Geek Thoughts at https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/tags\/geekthoughts<\/a>\/.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Geek Thoughts? It’s like a web comic, minus the stick figures. Occasionally funny, often random, always geeky. While the Yahoo! board was furiously debating the merits of a Microsoft takeover offer, a heated dispute arose about one PowerPoint slide showing sales figures over a recent quarter. To resolve the dispute, they had to call in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[284],"tags":[287,285,290,288,286,1159],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekthoughts","tag-culture","tag-geek","tag-geek-thoughts","tag-graph-theory","tag-thoughts","tag-yahoo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t