{"id":257,"date":"2008-11-19T00:09:56","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T07:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2008-11-19T00:09:56","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T07:09:56","slug":"writing-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/2008\/11\/writing-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Geek Thoughts: writing contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To celebrate the unlamented <a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/8301-13577_3-10095984-36.html\">demise<\/a> of Valleywag, use as many of <a title=\"10 insulting words you should know\" href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/2008\/05\/03\/10-insulting-words-you-should-know\/#\/\">the ten insulting words you should know<\/a> (along with any other appropriate words) as you can in a single short paragraph. Post in the comments below. This site is for geeks of all ages, so keep things PG. All right, PG-13. 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