{"id":218,"date":"2007-12-25T00:22:41","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T07:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/2007\/12\/25\/thanks-amazon\/"},"modified":"2007-12-25T00:22:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T07:22:41","slug":"thanks-amazon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/2007\/12\/thanks-amazon\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks, Amazon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I visited the Amazon home page today to find this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2041\/2134309349_0de551318b.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Amazon suggested purchase: Uranium!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Amazon! Now sit back down, you&#8217;re scaring me. -m<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I visited the Amazon home page today to find this: Thanks, Amazon! Now sit back down, you&#8217;re scaring me. -m<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[39,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazon","category-everythingismiscellaneous"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8eo8l-3w","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubinko.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}