The following is from an actual Midwestern newspaper clipping (you know, the things printed on flattened trees) from circa 1992.
Monday, July 19, 7 p.m. — Overeaters Anonymous at the Gloria Dei Lutheran Church, use south door (kitchen).
On a serious note, researchers at Cornell University found that people who pass through an entryway near the kitchen tend to eat 15 percent more than those who use the front door.
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